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08 August 2007 @ 02:24 am
Do you know who wrote that? hahahahahahahahaha............  
Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
ive often seen her little lamb
but ive never seen her bear

Mary had a little lamb
the midwife had a fit

Mary had a wristwatch
she swallowed it one day
now shes taking laxatives to pass the time away

Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
a thousand volts went up his bum
and turned the wool to nylon

Mary had a little lamb
she ate it with mint sauce
so verywhere that mary goes
the lamb goes too of course

Mary had a little sheep,
& with the sheep she used to sleep,
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
Now Mary has a little lamb
Feels like: weirdweird